Remember

Winter's white blanket
Reminds me of marshmallows
Melting on the trees

It falls so slowly
We run back up the big hill
We've gone too far out

Chimney smoking up
A brick house, with one light on
Look through a window

A child laughing loud
The dog runs fast in circles
I remember this

Dad lights up the tree
Mom asks us to play a song
Grandfather clock chimes

We are family
I keep this all in my thoughts
A Merry Christmas

Merry Tissues

Hooray it’s winter

I already have a cold

Just call me Sniffy

December 20th

Christmas time is here

And nobody is at work

This sure is boring

You'll never know

Those yellow quackers

Fluffy puffy and salty

The great butter ducks

Chubby Socks

It's pretty cold now
Nubby, Chubby, Socks for toes
Wiggle the toes fast

The Thirst

I sure drink a lot

Not alcohol — just water

Okay, whiskey too

But not wiser

It is my birthday

I am 32 years old

Can I have a raise?

Birdsday

Happy birdsday, friend!
Throw a fist full of glitter
In the air and cheeseeeeee!

First Haiku

So, five words go here

Followed by seven more words down here

But how many go here?

Furry Tater Tot 2

Furry tater tot

Is it a pillow or what?

Her smile scares me

Furry Tater Tot

Furry "Tater Tot"
Little puppy wants to play
Happy, wagging tail

45-3

I am a Jets fan

Not by choice – born into it

I will never win

Puddle

Broken umbrellas
Only we can sympathize
New York, rains today

A puddle is near
I stomp in the wet mirror
My shoes are now damp

Jewish

I try to save up

Because I don’t get paid much

Also I’m Jewish

Indian

Indian for lunch

An all you can eat buffet

I am made of poop

I just burped curry

It was not very pleasant

I fear for my ass

I’ve always wondered

If you just kept on eating

Would you keep pooping

I like to eat food

And to do other fun stuff

And then we all die